wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(via horrorsfromthegynecologyoffice)


crushly:

just spray mosquito repellent on a mosquito so it can’t have any friends because it bit me
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(via erotic-benevolence)


reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

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jaclcfrost:

i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry

(via officialsteverodgers)


I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

(via iamwattsup)


heart-filled-with-hope:

If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.

(via bayleenotbailey)


urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

(via unplannedchild)


kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

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parelysian:

my favourite set ever

(via headphoned-outlaw)


tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

(via iamwattsup)


elevenis-my-doctor:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

i cannojt bretahe

(via emotionalpandabear)


How to witchcraft

gbftompkins:

bon-ninary:

lockswitch:

singingsparks:

veevigil:

thecarvingwitch:

earth-horn:

  1. light those
  2. stab this
  3. carve that
  4. shake jar
  5. say the thing

6. Knock pans together

7. yell

8. Collect items that are completely useless but you need them anyways.

9. Stare very intensely at objects.

10. Awkwardly position your hands on it.

Stop it, y’all are making witchcraft sound sexy or something.

Yep. Knocking pans together is a very sexy action.


(via chrisbitch93)